10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.