10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.