10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!