10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth