10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)