10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.