10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.