10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.