10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'