10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson