10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes