10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."