10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.