10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim