10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Welcome to kicker school
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."