10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is for loners.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.