10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."