10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker