10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.