10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth