10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"