10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.