10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.