10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.