10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.