10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain