10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester