10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)