10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.