10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."