10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels