10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill