10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)