10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway