10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.