10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones