10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A