10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --