10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---