10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.