10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fish don't eat Nutz!