10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.