10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.