10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"