10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- It's Free To Fold...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is for fat, American losers.