10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fish don't eat Nutz!