10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.