10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"