10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers