10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss